After destroying a deadly 
						asteroid in the Pelloris Field, the U.S.S. Enterprise 
						heads toward the Moselina system unaware that a cloud of 
						strange particles have attached themselves to the ship's 
						hull. As they travel, Deanna Troi's mother Lwaxana 
						transports aboard with an unusual announcement — she is 
						planning to get married on the Enterprise to a man that 
						she has never met. Troi finds the news disturbing, but 
						Lwaxana laughs at her "motherly" concern.  
						Troi has been counseling Worf and his son Alexander, who 
						have been clashing over the boy's responsibilities. 
						Soon, Lwaxana meets Alexander and takes a liking to him. 
						She persuades him to skip his appointment with Troi and 
						accompany her to the holodeck instead. There, she takes 
						him for a visit to a colony of artists, poets and free 
						thinkers, and to a mudbath. Troi and Worf, meanwhile, 
						begin a search for the missing boy that leads them to 
						the holodeck. 
						An angry Troi asks her 
						mother to stop interfering with Alexander's upbringing. 
						The subject changes to Lwaxana's upcoming wedding, and 
						Troi is shocked to learn that her independent-thinking 
						mother plans to forgo the Betazed custom of getting 
						married in the nude and wear a wedding dress provided by 
						her bridegroom instead. Meanwhile, minor malfunctions 
						begin to occur aboard the ship, and Geordi and Data 
						discover that mechanical parts of the ship are being 
						transformed into a gelatinous substance. As they report 
						their findings to Picard, Riker and Worf, red alert 
						sounds as more crucial systems begin to fail. 
						 
						Later, Lwaxana's 
						intended, Minister Campio, transports aboard along with 
						his pompous Protocol Master. Lwaxana is a bit taken 
						aback by just how stuffy her husband-to-be is, since the 
						compatibility profile that matched them did not alert 
						her to how major their differences are. She becomes 
						bored with the complicated wedding plans and heads back 
						to the holodeck with Alexander, much to everyone's 
						dismay. Back in engineering, Geordi discovers the 
						strange particles that have attached themselves to the 
						ship and realizes they are at the root of the mechanical 
						problem.  
						Malfunctions interrupt 
						Lwaxana and Alexander's holodeck visit, and she calmly 
						leads the boy out of danger. Meanwhile, Geordi and Data 
						tell Picard that the particles that are destroying the 
						ship are parasites that turned to the Enterprise after 
						the asteroid they fed on was destroyed. They must return 
						to the Pelloris Field in order to get rid of the 
						particles, but time is running out. The parasites 
						quickly overtake the life support systems, and the 
						entire crew, with the exception of Data, loses 
						consciousness as the oxygen runs out. Racing against the 
						clock, Data reaches the Pelloris Field and beams the 
						particles toward a new asteroid. With everything back to 
						normal, Lwaxana's nuptials begin. They come to an abrupt 
						halt, however, when she walks down the aisle naked 
						according to her traditions, sending her stuffy 
						bridegroom and his Protocol Master scurrying for home. 
						Troi is pleased that her mother stuck to her guns, and 
						later brings Worf to join Lwaxana and Alexander for a 
						last trip to the mudbath.  | 
					 
					
						
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								Production: 220 
								Season: 5 Episode: 20 
								Air Date: 04.20.1992 
								Stardate: 45733.6 | 
								
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								Patrick Stewart as 
								Jean-Luc Picard  
								Jonathan Frakes as William Riker  
								Brent Spiner as Data  
								LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge  
								Michael Dorn as Worf  
								Gates McFadden as Beverly Crusher  
								Marina Sirtis as Deanna Troi  | 
								
								
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								Tony Jay as Campio  
								David Oliver as Young Man  
								Majel Barrett as Lwaxana Troi  
								Albie Selznick as Juggler  
								Patrick Cronin as Erko  
								Tracey D'arcy as Young Woman  
								George Edie as Poet  
								Christopher Halste as First Learner  
								Brian Bonsall as Alexander  
								Carel Struycken as Mr. Homn  | 
								
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						| Memorable Quotes: 
						 
						Lieutenant Worf: [in a mud bath with Deanna, Lwaxana, 
						and Alexander] You're just supposed to sit?  
						
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						Counselor Troi: [to Alexander] One day, you are going to 
						be glad your father cared enough about you to insist on 
						rules. It may be hard to imagine right now, but 
						eventually, most children come to appreciate their 
						parents.  
						[Worf and Alexander leave]  
						Commander William T. Riker: [over a communicator] Riker 
						to Counselor Troi, your mother's just come aboard.  
						Counselor Troi: [to herself, leaning back in her chair] 
						On the other hand...  
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					STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 
                              
				 
				                       "Cost of Living" 
                          #40275-220 
                              
				                          Written by 
                      Peter Allan Fields 
                              
				                          Directed by 
                          Rick Kolbe 
				
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Reserved. This script is not for publication or
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				                         FINAL DRAFT 
				                      FEBRUARY 3, 1992
 
				          STAR TREK: "Cost of Living" - 2/3/92 - CAST  
				                STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 
                       "Cost of Living" 
				                             CAST                               
                              
				                PICARD             LWAXANA TROI
                RIKER              ALEXANDER
                DATA               CAMPIO
                BEVERLY            ERKO
                TROI               JUGGLER
                GEORDI             YOUNG MAN
                WORF               YOUNG WOMAN
                                   POET
                TRANSPORTER 
                  OPERATOR         Non-Speaking
                                     MR. HOHM
                                     FIRE ARTIST
                                     LEARNERS
                Non-Speaking         TATTOED FEMALE DANCER
                  SUPERNUMERARIES    
				          STAR TREK: "Cost of Living" - 2/3/91 - SETS  
				                STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 
                       "Cost of Living" 
                        
				                             SETS  
				            INTERIORS                  EXTERIORS
          
				            USS ENTERPRISE             USS ENTERPRISE
              MAIN BRIDGE
              OBSERVATION LOUNGE       SHIRALEAN VI
              VARIOUS CORRIDORS        GLADE/MUDBATH
              TRANSPORTER ROOM
              ENGINEERING
              JEFFERIES TUBE
              TURBOLIFT
              TEN FORWARD
              TROI'S OFFICE
              TROI'S QUARTERS
              LWAXANA'S QUARTERS
              WORF'S QUARTERS
              HOLODECK ENTRANCE
				     STAR TREK: "Cost of Living" - 2/3/92 - PRONUNCIATION  
				                STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 
                       "Cost of Living" 
                        
				                      PRONUNCIATION GUIDE  
				                 KOSTOLAIN       COST-uh-lane
                 NITRIUM         NYE-tree-um
                 PELLORIS        pel-ORE-us
                 PETROKIAN       peh-TRO-kee-'n
                 SHIRALEA        SHEER-ah-lee
				
				 
				  
				
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