Smart: Certificate of KAOS Training
Personalized with your name.
Certificate is 8-1/2" x 11" and is printed on acid-free paper. Shipped
Here is a transcript of what appears on the certificate:
certificate is awarded to
recognition of your completion of the KAOS Secret Agent Training Course
at our super-secret training camp located in Bayonne, New Jersey (Easy
Turnpike access and close to the Golf Course), you have been awarded
this certificate. In keeping with KAOS policy, you must memorize and
then destroy this document.