Personalized with your name.
Certificate is 8-1/2" x 11" and is printed on acid-free paper. Shipped
Here is a transcript of what appears on the certificate:
certificate is awarded to
of your dedication and willingness to go beyond the call of duty, you
have been selected to be
our scapegoat. This is a great honor, extended
only to exceptional “patriots”. Enjoy the
and infamy that accompany being a scapegoat of this caliber.
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