Memorable Quotes

Dr. Beverly Crusher : It is definitely like alcohol intoxication. The same lack of good judgment. For example, right now I find you extremely, extremely... of course we haven't time for that sort of thing.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : What Sort Of Thing?
Dr. Beverly Crusher : Oh god, would I love to show you.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard : Doctor, there must be a cure, some formula. Hu huhuhu hu
[giggling uncomfortably]

Lt.Cmdr. Data : If the warp drive fails to activate, the results could be... unfortunate.
Lieutenant Worf : Very unfortunate. We will be dead.

[Data is attempting to tell a joke]
Lt.Cmdr. Data : An android, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar...

Armus : You do not understand. I do not SERVE things evil... I AM EVIL.

Lt.Cmdr. Data : Take my Worf, please.

[Quoting Data about friendship]
Commander William T. Riker : Our neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.

[about Vash]
Lieutenant Worf : Nice legs... for a human.

[after the Borg have abducted Picard]
Lieutenant Worf : Sir. The coordinates they have set. They are on a direct course for Sector 001. The Terran system.
Commander William T. Riker : Earth...

[Lt. Jenna D'Sora and Data have just kissed romantically]
Lt. Jenna D'Sora : What were you just thinking?
Lt.Cmdr. Data : In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot...
Lt. Jenna D'Sora : I'm glad I was in there somewhere.

[after Worf temporarily takes command of the Enterprise]
Commander William T. Riker : How did you like command?
Lieutenant Worf : Comfortable chair.