Dr. Beverly Crusher : It
is definitely like alcohol intoxication. The same lack of good
judgment. For example, right now I find you extremely,
extremely... of course we haven't time for that sort of thing.
Jean-Luc Picard : What Sort Of Thing?
Crusher : Oh god, would I love to show you.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
: Doctor, there must be a cure, some formula. Hu huhuhu hu
Lt.Cmdr. Data : If the
warp drive fails to activate, the results could be...
Worf : Very unfortunate. We will be dead.
[Data is attempting to tell a joke]
: An android, a clone, and a Ferengi walk into a bar...
Armus : You do not
understand. I do not SERVE things evil... I AM EVIL.
Lt.Cmdr. Data : Take my
[Quoting Data about friendship]
William T. Riker : Our neural pathways have
become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.
Worf : Nice legs... for a human.
[after the Borg have abducted Picard]
Worf : Sir. The coordinates they have set.
They are on a direct course for Sector 001. The Terran system.
William T. Riker : Earth...
[Lt. Jenna D'Sora and Data have just
D'Sora : What were you just thinking?
: In that particular moment, I was reconfiguring the warp
field parameters, analyzing the collected works of Charles
Dickens, calculating the maximum pressure I could safely apply
to your lips, considering a new food supplement for Spot...
D'Sora : I'm glad I was in there somewhere.
[after Worf temporarily takes command of
William T. Riker : How did you like command?
Worf : Comfortable chair.
: If you attempt to intervene,
we will destroy you.
William T. Riker
: Take your best shot, Locutus, we are about to intervene.